An Israeli doctor says " Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and has him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says " That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. "
A Russian doctor says " In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says " You guys are Way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in The White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work."
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