The Reason why I never visit a 5* Hotel

Question ; " What would you like to have...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo or Coffee? "

Answer ; " Tea please "

Question ; " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea, Ice lemon tea or Green tea ?"

Answer ; " Ceylon tea "

Question ; " What would you like it ?...black or white ? "

Answer ; " White "

Question ; " Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "

Answer ; " With milk "

Question ; " Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk "

Answer ; " With cow milk please "

Question ; " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow ? "

Answer ; " Um, I'll take it black "

Question ; " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey ? "

Answer ; " With sugar "

Question ; " Beet sugar or cane sugar ? "

Answer ; " Cane sugar "

Question ; " White , brown or yellow sugar ? "

Answer ; " Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead "

Question ; " Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer ; " Mineral water "

Question ; " Flavored or non-flavored ? "

Answer ; " I'll rather die of thirst.....