"How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?"

"How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day a guy sent a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!

Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
........................


The next day, he received this letter of reply :

Oh my dear:

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may

turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Boss"